patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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avengers-of-the-impala:

tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.

I have never seen this before, but damn it’s hard to keep from laughing when you’re sitting in a dead silent lecture

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dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

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meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

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tuiteyfruityundead:

rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

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that person’s ask tag is open hailing frequencies


toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

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the-milkybar-b1tch:

pastel-gizibe:

OH.

She’s so beautifully mesmerising 😍💖

the-milkybar-b1tch:

pastel-gizibe:

OH.

She’s so beautifully mesmerising 😍💖

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bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

How high are you?

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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

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